Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Guinness More Valuable Than Oil


The bulletin boards have come to realise of late that a barrel of Guinness is worth more than a barrel of oil and therefore they have decided that come the next AGM, they may make an approach to the Aminex board with a view to amending our drilling targets to this more valuable and tasty type of black stuff!

With the 25year development licence due to be granted any time within the next few weeks, it has been noted that once granted, Aminex would have the right to graze livestock upon the land that is approved and so in preparation for this and the above suggesting amendment, a certain LSE BB resident “Irishmouse” is charged with rearing a suitably large flock of Toucans

An 88 pint keg is currently £164 +vat with Vibars equating to a 279 pint barrel at £520